After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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