I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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