Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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