Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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