Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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