Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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