I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
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Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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