Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
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