hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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