Soap is not a condiment
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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