In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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