no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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