i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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