why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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