my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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