She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
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sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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