ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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