i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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