No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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