her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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