4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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