god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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