I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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