I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I just found puke in my bra..
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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