Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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