Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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