Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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