Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
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there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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