Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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