It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'm way too hungover for life right now
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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