i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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