i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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