Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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