ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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