Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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