Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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