Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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