they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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