Christians are straight up FREAKS
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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