Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
