I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Pants 0. Shit 1.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
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I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
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I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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