Whod you bang
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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