I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
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So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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