Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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