he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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