nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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