There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
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How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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