I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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