I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
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donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
The uberlube is also flammable
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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