absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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