If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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