careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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